Monday 11 October 2010

Sunday 10 October 2010

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Brighton and Hove council are mutha's.

So me ,Darren and Alan went to Brighton today to the bike event at Madira Drive and we had a good time, Alan paid his fiver and parked down the bottom with all the bikes while Darren and myself parked up above in the road and paid £35.00 OR £ 70.00 if we wait for a couple of weeks . I think i will pay mine tomorrow and send a rude letter , these bitches say you can challange the fine but you know that like a nob jockey you will always end up with shit on the end of your stick!
Still we had a good time Alan bought a shirt for himself and a crash helmet for Kim and me and Darren bought some tea and coffee.Like the Rocker's reunion it was wall to wall Harley's ,assorted Jap customs and scooters and to my horror ( as if i did'nt have enough horrors to deal with) quads everywhere these are the trendy arseholes who bought a sportsbike then sold it and bought a speedboat or jetski and know have bought basically a very small convertible car all dressed in their crappy training shoes and £500.00 crash helmet, plastic trousers and jacket designed by a blind monkey high on angel dust.
By and by we fought are way through the bucket of puke that is biker fashion man these people just will not let decency or taste into their lives , look i'm no trend setter but why get dressed in Ronald Macdonalds's wardrobe in the dark at least turn the light on .
So i took some pictures of some bikes and looked at some stalls, even took a few photos of the obligatory custom cars ( Elvis is king rock'n' roll forever) and wished for the roaring twenties revival to make a come back so that i could call myself Lupin wear a monocle and ride a Ivory Calthorpe and be a true cool daddy.
As with any motorcycle event all of the usual plastics turned up, you know the ones to stupid to get into the armed forces and no chance of the police so like all bullies they lean on normal people to get there tiny weeners hard and then tug away untill their stinking fish soup has fouled and polluted anything decent. Still look on the bright side we have looks , intelligence and a love of motorcycles they have crabs, badbreath and and a full car licence.
I'm going to post a few pictures of in my view the best motorcycles i saw along with a couple of cars and a really bad bike .

Saturday 2 October 2010